What happens when you forget to remember?

When your SQL database is being an asshole for your own good

I try to fear as few things as possible, but I’m not without my phobias. For one, I’m reduced to my infant state at the sight of needles (something that’s caused me a lot of anguish given the, you know, global pandemic and multiple shoulder jabs that come with it). 

I don’t fear a lot of things, but database migrations?

Shit, man. They terrify me.